Falsely Accused


Cowboy and Shorty were cat brothers and partners in crime. Cowboy was a sleek, smoky gray cat with ears that seemed a bit large for his smallish head. His brother, Shorty, was a perfectly made Siamese. Well, almost perfectly made. Sometimes when the sunlight shone on his tail, faint rings told of a certain amount of alley cat ancestry.

Even though they weren’t perfect, it was obvious to me that the brothers loved each other very much. They wrestled, snuggled up to sleep, and sometimes, they got into mischief together.

It’s hard to say which of them was smarter, but invariably, when the two of them did something they shouldn’t, it was Shorty who got caught.  It was like that the time they decided to check out the kitchen garbage can after I went to bed.

The kitchen garbage can was kept in a cupboard under the sink. It was easy for a smart cat to get into. All Cowboy had to do was to hook his paw under the door and pull. Then quick as a wink he would stick his head in the open space and squeeze through. I’d seen him do this often enough.

Imagine the scenario:

A lovely aroma of chicken scraps greets him as he peers over the rim of the garbage can. Up on his hind legs, he sees a half-eaten chicken drumstick that the people had thrown away. So much meat left on it. Pieces of skin not eaten. He’s drooling in anticipation of the wonderful snack, when a Siamese paw reaches past him and scoops that drumstick right from under his nose.

“Meeeooow!  Shorty!  Give that back,” he spits.

“Sh-sh-sh!” Shorty hisses. “You’ll wake the people!”

No sooner has he said it, than he hears a pair of people feet land on the floor in the bedroom. The shuffling of slippers comes closer.

“Yikes!” Shorty thinks, “I’m getting out of here,” and he slips out of the cupboard and sits on the floor as prettily as he can, eyes looking towards heaven.

“You don’t fool me, Shorty!” I say, shaking my finger at him.  “I know you were in that garbage can again.  Weren’t you?  Bad cat!  Don’t you do that again!  Bad Shorty!”

“I wonder how much mess he made,” I grumble.

As I open the cupboard, there sits Cowboy, licking his paws and washing his face.  All that’s left of the “snack” is a tiny piece of chewed up drumstick bone.

13 thoughts on “Falsely Accused

  1. I remember a certain Grandma telling stories of those two balls of fur.Many sad faces when they left planet earth for all the chicken they could ever want.


  2. Super! That could have been my doggy too – he would die for a piece of chicken.
    I like that story so-o much. You can see how tricky animals can be: They wanted to tell you, “We want more often chicken,” and Feed us with this too.” They were hungry weren’t they? My husband sometimes cooks chicken only for our doggy and then he gets some of the chicken too…ha ha.


  3. Whatever they are doing,they can do no wrong. We all love our cats. They can have all the drumsticks they want at my place. Mike likes wings, I like breast,the rest is theirs.


  4. Awww, I miss Cowboy and Shorty. They were such lovable characters. Poor Shorty. It’s always the quiet one that gets the blame. I think Cowboy was the ringleader in most of their “adventures”. Cute story.


  5. In our household we share the goodies with the cat. This way our cat doesn´t have to steal – he just gets it. What beautiful cats they were – I can remember them very well.


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