“Is that a rock or a horse lying down out there?” the Captain asked.

I zoomed in with my camera for a better look. “I think it’s a horse.”

“Get your camera ready and I’ll whistle. If it’s a rock, it won’t move.”

Up came the head just enough for me to know it wasn’t a rock.

“What’re YOU looking at?” it seemed to say.

“What’s up? I was having such a good nap.”

“Oh bother. Now I have to get up and make sure I don’t miss anything. It could be people with carrots.”

“Stretch those legs. First to the back….”“Then to the front….”
“Oh phooey! No carrots. Just another tourist with a camera.”

“Guess I’ll just have to eat ‘wee-heehee-heeds,'”