Tree Talk

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Did you know that trees talk to each other? Just look at these two firs on the far right. They definitely have their heads together, whispering secrets to each other.

“Are you there, Conan? The fog is so thick, I can hardly see my limbs in front of my face.”

“Of course I’m here, Firginia. It’s not like I’ll be going anywhere anytime soon. My feet are firmly planted on the ground.You might say I’ve put down roots here.”

“Well, it’s not like you’d get a better view  if you went anywhere else.”

“Oh, heavens, no. I knew a fellow tree, not sure fir how long, fir years anyway, he was leaning towards another  location. But it ended up all his plans went up in smoke. Some guy with a chainsaw promised him a nice cozy woodshed to live in, but the odds were stacked against him. He met some of our old friends there in the woodshed, but it wasn’t enough to save him. I’m sure from up here, I saw the other  blockheads in the shed. That girl Ashley, made a real ash of herself. Should have stayed on her mountain.  And there was some burly fellow just lying there. He thought he’d be turned into a tabletop but it ended up the tables were turned on him. He got fired, just like the rest of them.”

“That’s sounds like what happened to our friend Cy. He said, ‘Naw, they won’t burn me. They don’t like cypress. Too pitchy.’ But they piled him into the woodshed too, along with his cousin, Cedric. If only he hadn’t drawn attention to him, he might have survived. But Cy kept saying, ‘Ce-dar he is, over dar….Ce-dar, right dar,’ and he kept waving his flat, feathery fingers to point out the cedar. And just when Cedric was kindling a relationship. Now he’s just kindling.”

“I wood think about a move but I’m quite happy here, with all my cones,” Conan said. “I have a fantastic view from up here. Eagle’s eye view, Baldy told me so yesterday when he landed on one of my arms. Little pest was bouncing up and down,  though, trying to break my arm.”

“I know!” said Firginia. “He’s done that to me too. I think it’s the nesting instinct. They try to break off arms fir building their nests. I don’t mind if they break off the deadwood, but not my good arms, fir heaven’s sake.”

“I pre-fir the owls. Fowler just drifts in silently and I don’t even know he’s sitting on my arms until he calls his wife.”

“Yeah, I know. She’s always sitting on my arms, watching fir him to notice her, but he really doesn’t give a hoot.”

“Oh but he does.  Every 15 seconds, he’s hooting and ‘owling fir her. Drives me crazy some nights.”

“Well, why don’t you leave then, if you don’t like it?”

“I told you, I’ve put down roots here. Fir heaven’s sake, weren’t you listening?”

“Yes, yes. All right if you’re not going anywhere, the least you can do is hold my limbs when I reach out for you. There’s another storm coming and we have to hold on to each other, or we’ll end up in the woodshed together.”

“That woodn’t be too bad,” said Conan, twitching his fir cones. “I hear some interesting things go on behind the woodshed. Yew don’t know what yew’re missing. A hot time!”

“I said, IN the woodshed, not BEHIND it. And then you’d soon be in the wheelbarrow and heading for a hot time in the woodstove,” said Firginia.

“Well, c’est la vie. At least I’d be doing a good thing warming up the house for Anneli. I hear she’s always cold.”

“Now don’t pick on Anneli. She’s been very busy with publishing her new book, Marlie. I hear it’s a good one. Our cousins on the Queen Charlotte Islands are in it.”

“What I really like about Anneli’s books, she doesn’t insist on cutting down trees for her books. You can get the Kindle version,” Conan added.

“Oh HOT stuff! Kindle, get it? Kindle a fire under her words? I hear they’re that good!”

“But what if I don’t need to Kindle anything?”

“Then you go to smashwords.com.”

“Smashwoods?”

“Not smashWOODS! SmashWORDS. It’s smashwords.com Honestly, sometimes I think you have a wooden head.”

“Well … I do.” (Sigh!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

55 thoughts on “Tree Talk”

  2. Peter Klopp

    It felt like getting a fresh wind of creativity blowing from your fir tree and companion. I have been following your amazing post for quite some time now, but never received any notifications. But now the problem has been taken care of by WordPress.

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    1. wordsfromanneli Post author

      I’m so happy to hear that WordPress has come through and you are getting the notifications. I’ve heard this from several other bloggers too, that they were not getting my notifications. I’m also glad that you’ve commented so I know that you’re out there. Have a wonderful weekend.

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  3. montucky

    I enjoyed your narrative! Very nicely done.

    I often study the big pines on my place. They do have some way of communication, made visible by the way they grow their branches away from each other, providing each enough room.

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  13. overthehillontheyellowbrickroad

    Oh! I just loved the trees talking! It sounded exactly like what they’d say. Listening to them made me smile. Also, I noticed other people
    in this comment section mentioned your latest blog posts don’t always come up in emails. I’m having the same problem. When you write a new post, I’m not sure I always see it on email. I find the posts when you comment on my posts. In any case, I always find what you’ve written and always enjoy what I read!

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    1. wordsfromanneli Post author

      That’s really strange. I’ll have to send WordPress a note to ask about that. Maybe I don’t have something connected that I should have. Thanks for letting me know that.
      Have a great week.

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  21. Dina

    Great post, Anneli, so funny and well written! 🙂 “The secret life of trees” written by a German forester is a huge success in Germany.
    Happy Holidays to you and yours, Anneli❣️🌿❤️🤶🎄🎅
    🤗🤗🤗🤗 hugs coming your way,
    The Fab Four of Cley 💃🏼🚶👭

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      1. roughwighting

        Right now they’re grumbling about yesterday’s ice storm and how hard it is to keep their branches from falling off!! (They also chatter to the shivering birds, offering some solace and safe haven – trees are very kind beings…)

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