“The car sure is nicer to drive than my truck.” I relaxed into the velour seat back. “It’s like a luxury limousine.”
My mother-in-law smiled. “Harris loves his car. Keeps it in good condition.”
“He’s a real car buff, isn’t he?”
“Oh, yes. Always has been. Ever since we were married, sixty-six years ago,” Myrtle said. “He’s very fussy about his cars.”
“I’m surprised he let me drive it. But I guess he wants you to be comfortable .”
“That’s right. Now don’t take this the wrong way, but Harris thinks ladies shouldn’t have to ride in trucks, and I know you don’t have a choice. But it is a long drive to Nanaimo and he thought we’d enjoy it more if we took his car.”
“It’s a treat to drive a car for a change. Feels like we’re floating along in a dream.” I was pleased that Harris trusted me to drive it. He had it all shined up on the outside and vacuumed inside. “You wouldn’t know it was ten years old. You still see lots of them around but not many in good shape like this one. It’s like a brand new car.”
“He spent hours on it yesterday,” Myrtle said.
“It’s our lucky day. Parking spot right by the door. Doesn’t look too busy yet either,” I said as I looked through the large plate glass window of our favorite bakery.
Lunch was delicious as always, and half an hour later, we came out of the bakery loaded down with bags of rye bread and buns.
“Hope I can still fit into some clothes after that lunch. Where would you like to shop first, Myrtle?”
“You lead the way. You always find good quality places to shop.”
“Hang on a sec,” I said. “Here. Can you hold the bread while I get the door for you?” I fished Harris’s keys out of my purse. “I know one of these is for unlocking and the other is for starting the car,” I mumbled to myself as I fit one of the keys into the lock.
The door wouldn’t open. Myrtle stood by the car waiting patiently.
“Must be the other key. Don’t worry. I’ll have it open in a sec.” I flipped the keychain around and tried the second key. It too, was sticky going into the lock. “Maybe I had it upside down.” I turned it and again jiggled it in the lock. No luck. “That’s funny.…”
“Anneli. What does that man want?” Myrtle pointed at the bakery window.
A middle-aged man inside the bakery was leaning over the bench seat, banging on the window with the palm of his hand.
“I don’t know but he looks mad at us. Why’s he pointing at the car?” I looked up at him with a puzzled frown.
“Now he’s pointing at himself.”
I looked at Harris’s keys, then at the angry man at the window. He was still pointing at the car and at himself. I turned to look at Myrtle and that’s when I saw it. Parked next to the vehicle I was trying to enter—Harris’s car.
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December 7, 2020 at 10:30 am
🙂
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December 7, 2020 at 10:42 am
LOL! I had a similiar experience, except I actually got into the other car. When I practically fell back in the seat, I couldn’t figure out who had adjusted my chair. My skin was crawling thinking someone had been inside of my car. I fiddled with the lever and peered around. It was then I spied a pack of cigarettes resting on the console. I don’t smoke! I jumped from the car and looked around. Three cars up, I spotted my car. Since this all happened at our police station parking deck, I always wondered if it was caught on camera. Hopefully, I won’t end up on a blopper show.
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December 7, 2020 at 10:53 am
Oh that is TOO funny, Jill! I love it. And it makes me feel better knowing I’m not the only one who can make a mistake like that. So funny!
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December 7, 2020 at 12:23 pm
Yikes! That reminds me of the time I tried to unlock the door of an apartment I lived in. When the key wouldn’t turn, I checked the door number and discovered I was on the wrong floor 😟
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December 7, 2020 at 2:11 pm
Oh, that’s funny. I wonder how many times that’s been done!
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December 8, 2020 at 10:54 am
I was just glad that no one came to the door 😏
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December 8, 2020 at 11:47 am
Haha!! That would have been a surprise, and then an embarrassing moment. But what a way to meet your neighbours!
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December 7, 2020 at 5:41 pm
I’ve done that too! Glad it wasn’t just me!
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December 7, 2020 at 5:45 pm
I’m so glad to hear that!
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December 7, 2020 at 2:08 pm
Perhaps you were on a sugar overload from the bakery! That’s hilarious and embarrassing too! I am sure your mother-in-law told the story many, many times. Ha ha ha.
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December 7, 2020 at 2:10 pm
I was in some kind of daze, for sure!
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December 7, 2020 at 5:55 pm
Yeah, I’ve done that, too. It’s a lot funnier hearing you tell it.
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December 7, 2020 at 7:55 pm
It wasn’t funny at the time. The owner of the car was not happy. I went back into the bakery to apologize and I pointed out my father-in-law’s car nearby so he could see that they were very similar.
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December 8, 2020 at 2:58 pm
He should have a sense of humor. Who hasn’t done that!
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December 8, 2020 at 3:01 pm
He didn’t. Just grumbled and shrugged.
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March 31, 2021 at 6:58 am
His problem, without a doubt. Who can survive this world without a sense of humor!
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December 7, 2020 at 10:18 pm
Hahaha! Yup, I’ve done that too. 🙂
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December 7, 2020 at 10:29 pm
That’s good to hear! Thanks for that confession. Makes me feel better.
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December 8, 2020 at 2:09 am
Wowza!
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December 8, 2020 at 7:37 am
Don´t worry. Such things happen to most of us. Was fun reading!
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December 8, 2020 at 10:00 am
Thanks, Ursula. I didn’t realize that so many people had done similar things. I felt pretty stupid.
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December 8, 2020 at 2:05 pm
I’ve done that! Lol. I usually realize the mistake when I look in the car’s window and see how neat and tidy the interior is. Great story.
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December 8, 2020 at 2:22 pm
That would be the give-away for me too.
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December 9, 2020 at 1:12 pm
Ha-Ha! An embarrassing situation! 🙂
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December 9, 2020 at 2:33 pm
Yes, it sure was!
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December 9, 2020 at 6:18 pm
Haha ,enjoyed it thoroughly.I am wondering how common this is reading all above similar kind of experiences .I myself tried to open the trunk once to put the groceries .Besides that how lost we are sometimes and how we only see the image that we already have in our minds.Thank you for sharing ,you expressed it beautifully .
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December 9, 2020 at 8:00 pm
I presume you meant the trunk of someone else’s car? Haha. That would be embarrassing if the owner came along just then. But it’s as you said, so many of us have done this kind of thing. I was really glad to know I wasn’t the only one.
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December 13, 2020 at 4:24 pm
I had the same thing happen to me years ago. Great story, Anneli.
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December 13, 2020 at 7:43 pm
That’s good to hear. I feel better.
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December 14, 2020 at 4:33 am
😀
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December 26, 2020 at 7:37 am
Funny story! Many times our own experiences lead to the best writings. I am reminded of the time when I parked in a totally different place at a very familiar and often-visited mall. I headed to my car (where I would usually park). I really thought the car had been stolen.
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December 26, 2020 at 9:53 am
Haha, That’s a good one. Must have been a scary moment though. Happy Boxing Day!
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