It was almost midnight when Reggie Raccoon came to visit. He was blinded by the light so he didn’t do anything but squirm in this eight-second video clip. Then I took pity on him and turned off the camera.

But he had some words for me:

I heard about the sunflower seeds,

And walnuts with a crack,

My raccoon family proceeds

To have a midnight snack.

And may your year be bountiful,

As mine is here always,

With food forever plentiful,

It will improve your days.

 

So have a happy year ahead,

May all of you get fat,

A tiny bit of waistline spread,

There’s nothing wrong with that.