Have you ever been ignored by someone you care about? You wait, hopeful for conversation, and … nothing.
I told Floyd, “My name’s Flossie. How are you?” But he was so snooty. He just flew to a nearby tree and ignored me. Let me tell you, I was hurt.
I was seriously doubting myself. Having a confidence meltdown. I couldn’t figure out what was wrong. Why didn’t he like me? He was so unfriendly. Just stuck his nose in the air. He was fine as long as HE was talking, but as soon as I said something, he flew off.
Then I had a thought. I … er … I … hadn’t had a bath in a while.
I checked my pits. Hmmm…. Got myself tidied up and as I sat there waiting, I realized that when I introduced myself, he must have thought I said my name was Floozie, not Flossie.
Well, now we wait … and we’ll see. I should wait a few minutes before I call him back. Wait until my feathers aren’t so ruffled. But still, what a nerve of him to be so rude.
Flossie Flicker’s feelings hurt,
Floyd has treated her like dirt,
When he talks about his day,
He expects to have his say.
But when Flossie wants to yack,
All he does is turn his back.
Flossie is so insecure,
Not so confident, not sure.
Then she spruces up her look,
Waits for Floyd and sets the hook,
“My name’s Flossie! It’s not Floozie!
Goodness gracious! Floyd’s a doozie.”
July 31, 2022 at 2:54 pm
I like your photos and poem, Anneli! So fun. ☺️❤️
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July 31, 2022 at 3:11 pm
Tnx, John. Even birds have their domestic problems.
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July 31, 2022 at 3:40 pm
I wonder what a bird divorce court looks like?
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July 31, 2022 at 4:07 pm
Can you imagine!? A bunch of squabbling crows, screeching seagulls, and gossiping starlings, with vultures hanging around in the background.
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July 31, 2022 at 3:31 pm
Great captures! They are so shy.
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July 31, 2022 at 4:11 pm
I’m sure Flossie thought no one was watching her, hidden in the walnut leaves.
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July 31, 2022 at 3:34 pm
It’s the small differences that need to be considered 🥰🤗
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July 31, 2022 at 4:10 pm
That’s so true, Mathilda.
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July 31, 2022 at 4:42 pm
Beautiful photos. Anneli! She is so pretty.
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July 31, 2022 at 7:15 pm
Flossie and Floyd have two babies – well … teenagers now. They are very elusive though. Can’t sit still. ADHD flickers.
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July 31, 2022 at 5:25 pm
Such fun pictures and it’s good you speak bird. I wouldn’t have known what she was thinking otherwise.
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July 31, 2022 at 7:12 pm
Well, I haven’t taken any book courses on “birdspeak,” but I’ve learned it from “bird immersion.”
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August 1, 2022 at 6:41 am
I like that–‘bird immersion’.
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July 31, 2022 at 6:14 pm
Such an image of this bird…and I love your poetry.
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July 31, 2022 at 7:11 pm
Thanks a lot, Anita.
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July 31, 2022 at 9:27 pm
You are quite a storyteller, Anneli. Don’t forget to put all these delightful stories, photos and poems into a book.
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July 31, 2022 at 10:35 pm
Thanks, Peter. I wish!
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July 31, 2022 at 11:22 pm
Flossie should show her cold shoulder to Floyd for a while! It was fun to read your story. Very nice pictures too!
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August 1, 2022 at 8:14 am
I agree – for just a little while. Maybe Floyd will realize that he should listen to Flossie like she does to him.
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August 1, 2022 at 4:53 am
You’ve brought this pair to life😊. Fun post!
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August 1, 2022 at 8:17 am
Thanks, Belinda. They do have expressions if you look closely. And why shouldn’t they!?
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August 1, 2022 at 7:51 am
Fantastic photos of the flicker, Anneli. Beautiful close-up looks at the markings and strong bill of this magnificent woodpecker.
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August 1, 2022 at 8:19 am
I was lucky she sat still for me for so long. Have a great week, Jet.
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August 1, 2022 at 8:29 am
Great pics. What kind of bird?
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August 1, 2022 at 8:32 am
Northern flicker. There are two kinds – the red-shafted flicker and the yellow-shafted flicker. This is the red-shafted one, but I think they both go under the name of northern flicker.
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August 1, 2022 at 9:10 am
Interesting. Haven’t seen those around here. Always fun to see the diversity of beautiful birds.
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August 1, 2022 at 10:09 am
You probably have other types of woodpeckers and probably some that we don’t have.
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August 1, 2022 at 10:24 am
Yes, I’ve seen woodpeckers, but not much. They used to peck on our chimney in Florida. It was loud and would wake us up in the mornings. And yes, we had a fireplace in there – God knows why.
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August 1, 2022 at 8:37 am
Stunning looking bird and a wonderful story of unrequited love.
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August 1, 2022 at 10:10 am
Yeah … he might care for her but he’s too dumb to know he should show her.
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August 2, 2022 at 5:07 am
Are you talking about me or the bird? lol, typical male really.
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August 2, 2022 at 7:21 am
LOL! Well … if the shoe fits … but I was talking about the bird, of course. And yes, typical male.
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August 1, 2022 at 12:36 pm
Haha, it’s much more true that he’s a doozie than that she’s a floozie. Unless of course she wants to be a floozie. Gorgeous photos, Anneli!
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August 1, 2022 at 3:06 pm
I think you’ve got it all sorted out correctly, Luanne.
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August 12, 2022 at 10:59 am
Haha
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August 2, 2022 at 3:44 pm
Sweet. Great photos and fun text and poem to accompany them. ❤
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August 2, 2022 at 4:26 pm
Thank you, Carol.
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August 3, 2022 at 4:25 am
This was such fun! Your photos are excellent. Love the bird!
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August 3, 2022 at 6:02 am
Thanks, Jennie. It’s sometimes surprising when the camera catches some split second of a bird’s movement and captures a look that we would otherwise miss.
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August 4, 2022 at 3:49 am
Yes!
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August 5, 2022 at 2:14 am
This story is so funny again, Anneli. I like how entertaining and funny your lyrics and poems are, so that I have to laugh about them every time. You have a wonderful talent for making people happy.
Enjoy the summer, Anneli!
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August 5, 2022 at 7:53 am
Maybe it’s from teaching very young kids. My posts are sometimes a bit childish, but I hope that we can still laugh at silly little things in this serious, dangerous world. I’m glad it got a smile from you, Rosie
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August 5, 2022 at 11:55 am
Cheers to enjoying life, Anneli! 🥂
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August 13, 2022 at 7:58 am
Amazing capture!
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August 13, 2022 at 9:38 am
Thanks a lot, Kally. Have a great weekend.
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August 14, 2022 at 1:32 pm
Delightful poetic verses wrap the whole story in beautiful words.
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August 14, 2022 at 3:32 pm
Thank you very much!
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