Just wait! I’m bringing you a snack,

It’s really tasty corn,

If it’s not good I’ll take it back,

As sure as you were born.

Oh wait! Don’t run away so quick,

You’d think I want a date,

I like you, but it’s not a trick,

If you would only wait.

Well, look at me, I’m such a man,

You’ll see what I can do,

I’ve learned to dive because I can,

And all this, just for you.

Can you believe this guy up there?

He must be simply nuts,

But on the other hand I swear, 

He’s got a lot of guts.