Ooh! Look what I found! Hee, hee. I knew I had some good ones stashed from last year.
Now to get into it without breaking a tooth.
Here’s the best part.
Bit stale … yup … that’s a last year’s for sure. “Best before” date’s been and gone.
Urrrrp! Hmm … starting to get a bit of a tummy ache.
Oh, what the heck. Might as well finish it.
One more bite. C’mon, Lincoln. You can do it.
Groan … anybody got any Gaviscon? Tums?
I’m nuts about nuts,
But they get to my guts,
And then I don’t feel so good.
With trees everywhere,
We can easily share,
There’s lots in my neighbourhood.
I eat the nutmeat,
It’s the tastiest treat,
But eating too much is not nice.
So high on my list,
Nuts are hard to resist,
See, even a squirrel has his vice.
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