The sun came out today. It was a big deal. The golden-crowned sparrows decided that it was time for their spring bath.
“So who’s in first?”
“Oh no! Don’t start with that ‘Who’s on first?’ thing again!”
“I’ll go in,” says Gordie, “and I’ll test the depth and make sure it’s safe for you, Goldie. Ahh … yes, it feels so good. Just look at those droplets flying. Lovely! Come on in, Goldie.”
“I’m in, Gordie, but I’m not so sure I like where the droplets are flying. Have you no consideration for others? Stop splashing me. You’re getting me all wet.” Goldie sighs. “Ohhhhh, I’m getting out!”
“Aw … I’m sorry Goldie.”
“Nope! She’s not in a forgiving mood. Sheesh! Worried about getting wet in the bath. Go figure!”
“You didn’t have to take offense right away. Hmpf! SO … sensitive!”
“Never mind, Gordie. You just go ahead and enjoy that bath ALL by yourself. I’ll just wait here on the post while you do your thing.”
“Oh, what the heck! I’m gonna go for it. Here I go. Bluddle-uddle-uddle-uddle-um-dum-dum.”
“Well, he got that right,” Goldie whispers under her breath. “The last part. The Dum-dum part.”
“Meh! I don’t care what she says, folks. Turn on your sound and watch this short video of me having my bath – with the whole tub to myself!”