“Hi Jasper. What are you up to? Any lunch you want to share?”
Oh darn it all. She always shows up at lunch time.
“”Er, ah, hi Roberta. I was just going to have my VEGETARIAN lunch. Nothing you’d be interested in.”
“What is that you’re eating, Jasper? Don’t you prefer seeds and nuts?”
“Yes, well, when it’s hot like this, I like a few greens to help with the thirst.”
“Oh, what the heck. Come on over. There are plenty of weeds to spare in Anneli’s yard. I’m helping her with the weed eating.”
And I’m almost as fast manually as she is with the electric one. I’m like that song by Hall and Oates, The Maneater, except my words are a little bit different.
A new birdfeeder presented unexpected challenges for some birds. The seeds were visible, but access to them was different from the way it was done in the old feeders. All the outlets for the seeds are near the bottom of this new feeder.
Very simple for most of the birds. The sparrow has it figured out. “Come on down,” he calls, but the towhee, on the top right, is still puzzled.
“Nice seeds, but how in the heck do you get at them?”
“Whatcha doin’ up there, Rufus?” the Oregon junco called.
“ARRRGGHH! These are the darndest things. I can see them. Why can’t I get at them?”
“You just stick your head in the red dish … look … like this!”
“I just don’t get it. I’m looking right at the seeds, and I can’t get them.”
Honestly, I don’t know what else to say to him. What a dimwit.